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i need to go back to sleeeeeep 😭😭😭😭
#im in the middle of class and not nearly done w my work but my brain is just#completely bluescreening#idk if i can sit here for 25 more minutes#we had a fire alarm at 3:45am last night and i couldnt fall back asleep for like 2 hours after that#and also ive been on a lower dose of my adhd meds than usual for like the past month#i literally feel so useless rn and i still have other shit to do before tmrw#screams into the void
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fluster 🥰 that 🥰 man 🥰
#fobedit#peterick#patrick stump#pete wentz#fob#fall out boy#anni edits#patrick should utilise his power to make pete completely bluescreen with giggles by merely coming near him more often
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𝑴𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝑵𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏
꩜ Room Content: GN! Dom! Reader x Sub! Kaveh, no gendered terms for reader, no mention of reader's anatomy, handjob & blowjob (Kaveh receiving), praise (Kaveh receiving), lmk if I missed out anything ! ꩜ A/N: I've been thinking about writing something for Kaveh again lately so thank you pringles for sending in this prompt!! Also a huge thank you for waiting! Hope you enjoy the fic !! <3 ꩜ This was written for @xxpringlesxx as part of my Care for a Fic fundraising event for Gaza! If you would to request a fic of your own, do check out the event post above ^^
As he busies himself with washing the dishes after dinner (it’s his turn today), Kaveh hums along to the tune of that catchy love song that’s been popular in Sumeru lately, one that’s been stuck in his head all week.
From where you’re seated, you can hear the water run and plates and glasses clink as he washes them and puts them away on a rack to dry. However, interspersed between the mundane noises and his light humming, you pick up frustrated huffs.
Concerned for your lover, you crane your head over to look at him, and you see the problem. He’s constantly rolling his shoulders back and sharply tilting his head to each side, probably trying to pop a stubborn crick in his neck.
Making your way over to the kitchen, as you get closer, you can’t help but notice that his posture looks tense as he hunches over the sink. Mind processing, you recall him complaining about his latest commissions to you over dinner.
(“Can you believe the client even suggested that?” He sighs before lifting another spoonful of soup to his mouth.
“And don’t even get me started on the deadlines, dearest! I don’t know how I’ll survive this one without pulling a few all-nighters,” Kaveh all but wails. The soup doesn’t really make it into his mouth since he just sets the spoon back into the bowl so his hands are free to tug at his hair.
You laugh lightheartedly, take his hands out of his hair gently, then pick up his almost empty bowl of soup so that you can refill it.
“You’ll need all the energy you can get then, I’ll get more soup for you. And I hope you’d still get some rest though, beloved,” you chide him softly.)
He hears you pop into the kitchen and he turns around to face you.
“Hey, just finished the dishes, do you need something from the drying rack?”
You shake your head, “Nope. I was just wondering if you wanted a massage, since you’ve been working hard and your shoulders are tense, is all.”
Kaveh answers as he wipes his wet hands on a clean dry cloth hanging by the wall, his tone chipper, “That’ll be nothing but heavenly, thank you so much, dearest. Ugh, you don’t even want to know how much my shoulders have been killing me lately.”
He allows you to lead him into your shared bedroom, where he promptly faceplants down onto the mattress, a tired muffled sigh leaving him. Reaching over to the bedside table, you pick up the tub of lotion in the drawer. Opening it, you look back down at Kaveh who’s still sprawled out prone on the bed and you sigh.
“Come on, don’t you think it’ll be better and easier for me without your shirt in the way?” He doesn’t answer but you know he heard you because of the way he kicks his legs, as if throwing a fit.
“But I just got comfy,” he groans, his grumpy tone muffled by the mattress under him. Ultimately, he sits back up, pulls his shirt over his head, folds it quickly and sets it to a side, then flops back down onto the mattress, all in quick succession.
Clambering over him to straddle his lower back, you scoop a nice dollop of the lotion and spread it across the expanse of his back so that your hands can smoothly glide over his skin. You start from between his shoulder blades, where you rub it into his shoulders and take note of how tense his muscles are. While you work at the knots in his muscles, he relaxes more and more until he has practically melted and become one with the bed.
Then gradually, your hands make their way down to his waist. When your thumbs dig into the area around the small of his back, he shivers under you, along with a low hiss.
Unbeknownst to you, your beloved Kaveh lays pinned and squirming beneath your hands as he desperately tries to muffle the moans that itch to make their way out of his throat. He fights back the urge to buck his hips downwards, you were nice enough to help him wind down from a busy couple of days and yet here he is getting hot and bothered under your touch.
It’s not his fault that you’ve been running through his mind, who wouldn’t be enraptured by you? You’re the only thing keeping him sane in spite of his growing workload, his thoughts wandering to his dearest lover throughout these hellish days as a balm to soothe his weary soul.
The more he tries to tear his traitorous mind away from you, the more it conjures up increasingly scandalous fantasies of how this current situation could play out. What would you do to him? Tease him until he’s begging for his release, a full-body blush painted across his skin? Or perhaps the inverse, where you’d wring climax after climax out of him until he’s mumbling nothing but utter nonsense, limbless in your arms? How’d he love for your hands to drift further down his body, trail under the waistband of his pants to where he needs you the most.
Your voice snaps him out of his daze and drags him out of his daydreams.
“Done with your back, beloved. Flip around for me?” He hears you coo from above him as you move to sit on the bed so he can change his position and yet, hesitates to turn upwards and face you.
Mainly, due to the tightness in his pants right now.
“Hmm, Kaveh? What’s wrong?” The concern in your voice is evident and he tries everything to will away his hard-on until he’s confronted with the fact that he has no choice but to do as you say, lest he causes you to worry even more.
Slowly, he peels himself off the mattress on shaky hands while the tips of his ears are burning red. But before he flips over completely, he manages to mumble out a weak, “Um. Uh. Just don’t look down too much…”
When he’s finally done shifting positions, you’re able to see just how bright of a blush has settled on his face, his brows knitted together as he quickly moves his hands to the front of his pants. However, it’s too late and you’ve already caught a glimpse of what he’s trying to hide. (And really, the rumpled state of his pants aren’t helping his case.)
Kaveh knows that you’ve realised when a mischievous look flashes across your face, “Aww, why didn’t you just tell me? Just an innocent little massage and you’re already so worked up?” He didn’t know his face could get any hotter but it does when he recognises that you’re teasing him.
Fortunately for him, it seems like you’re in a merciful mood tonight as you drag your fingertips down past his navel, goosebumps rising on his skin along the path you trace out. When your fingers go to hook under his waistband, you ask, “Do you want this?”
Kaveh thinks he has never nodded this hard in his life.
Prying him free from the confines of his clothes, he’s already almost fully erect, to which you quickly fix. Wiping your hands of the remaining lotion still clinging to them, you procure a different container, a water-based lubricant this time, and slather it generously on your palms and fingers to bring it up to your body temperature.
Wrapping a hand around his base, you stroke upwards in a fluid motion, making him jerk his hips up into your fist. Eyes squeezed shut, Kaveh hisses sharply when he feels your other hand snake up to his chest and flick at one of his sensitive nipples.
Filthy slick noises fill the room as you take the time prying moan after moan from his lips and he looks utterly debauched lying under you. A messy halo of golden blonde hair frames his face aflame with colour and you sear this image of your beloved into your memory.
“Are my hands really that good?”
“Hnn… Ye-yes! More, please…!” He slurs, half out his mind.
The combined onslaught of pleasure proves to be too much for him as the telltale sign of his thighs tensing signals his oncoming release. Yet, just as he tips over the edge, you instantly stop your ministrations, pulling your hands away from him.
But before he can whine out in disappointment, you take him into your mouth. The sudden replacement of your hands with the warmth of your tongue takes him off guard and it rips a drawn out keen from the architect. Your hands rove around his body, alternating from pinching and toying with his chest to kneading at the muscles of his thighs and ass.
“Absolutely lovely, beloved. I’m so lucky to have such a hard worker, someone so kind and earnest in everything that he does,” he moans unabashedly at your praise, head pressed back hard against the bed as he tries to hold himself back from coming too soon. Unshed tears cling to his eyelashes as he blinks rapidly at the overwhelming sensations.
“Going to… hah! Need to-!” At this point, Kaveh’s mind has been reduced to mush, his fingers tangled in the bedsheets as he begs and babbles in between breathy pants.
“Go on, beloved, anything you want,” you coo, pressing a kiss to his inner thigh. When you lick up the underside of his shaft and take his drooling tip into your mouth, a hand twisting at the base whilst the other toys with his balls. His muscles lock up as his back arches off the bed and he cums with a shout.
Stars dancing behind his eyelids, he moans when you press your lips to his and he tastes himself. His hand scrambles to find yours, fingers entwining as his thoughts fill with nothing except the love he has for you.
When you break away from him, Kaveh sighs against your cheek, plastering kiss after kiss across your face. But you’re not done pampering him for tonight yet, and he knows this when you nibble at his ear.
“Looks like you’re still tense, how about we continue your massage, hmm?”
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woa dude wait. you can't crash on me right now i still got cleaning to do before the end of my shift . hold on man we can talk about this bro wait
#salmon scribbles#my art#dca fandom#dca community#sun fnaf#sundrop#fnaf sun#daycare attendant sun#might fully finish this later but for now im happy w it and gonna leave it as is <3#he beeeg!!#BLUESCREEN HIS ASS!!!!!#im scting completely reasonably and completely normally#sunday's silly sb self insert au
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i truly believe the ao3 filter should be the basis for every filtering system online the exclude option should be obvious but apparently seems unheard of
#i need to get a new laptop and i’m trying to search for ones but it’s bluescreening and not restarting so i’m concerned#anyways idea: website with every laptop sold in your current radius able to filter stores and their distance brand name types any other#options you want eg i want touchscreen and 360 like my current one and exclude options if i don’t want them#this is so frustrating i’ve been waiting for my laptop for 20 minutes and it’s still on 0% complete for restarting i’m just gonna shut down#and turn it on and hope for the best#me :)
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i was saying the other day the worst part of watching any other action cartoon with a teenage protagonist is that i miss doc and drew's parenting so much. so dp/tss crossover doodles
#there was a jack and maddie sketch that i had finished and then my computer bluescreened so i lost it completely#it upset me deeply. im still very sad about it#danny phantom#the secret saturdays#digital art#drew saturday#doc saturday#zak saturday#fiskerton saturday#danny fenton
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Catching up on the Actual Shorts I’ve missed. So the sticks can take things out of YouTube thumbnails? Interesting worldbuilding ramifications…
#ava shorts#avm shorts#Aviva pointed out Red being skilled enough to dual-wield o7#also I find it funny that they bluescreened the pc completely by accident#while Chosen and Dark had to do a whole rampage#the windows operating system has really gone downhill since their day if a lightsaber to the menu is all it takes these days XD#ava enthusiasts
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You know how sometimes programs sometimes become unresponsive? I think it would be interesting if Untitled somehow managed to crash the memory reader program and cause that error message to pop up on the tv screen when he shuts down
MAN.... that'd be fucked up.... i already sort of said that the reason Vic even goes back far enough to see anything about him being Alan is because it fucked up the memory reader and disorganized the memories, so yeah, i could see him breaking it for sure........ it's not really MADE for this sort of stuff since Victim was far from expecting it, much less the people who probably helped build it.
honestly, i'm pretty sure Chosen is relieved that he broke it, and Untitled would be too if he wasn't extremely stressed and overwhelmed at this moment. i mean, the only parts that Victim was actually interested in at all were some of the worst parts in his life, or the parts he regrets the most--
#tommy's foolery#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#tommy's stick!alan#untitled time travel au#he just kind of bluescreens. he's. uh........... not as good with stress as the other hollowheads.#the others usually have something to cope with stress even if they're unable to try and fix/stop it#whereas untitled will just freeze up completely and stop responding#alan's only gotten it to happen once or twice but he typically finds it. kind of disturbing??#there's a difference between messing with something that's trying to fight back and/or run#and messing with something that's just frozen in terror and not moving at all. is just curled up in hopes that you leave it alone#he doesn't really like it so he typically prefers messing with Chosen
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i regularly get tags in my boba fett posts that say something along the lines of "#he needs a hug" so i'd like to pose a question to my fett fan followers:
assuming it came from someone he genuinely likes and cares about (think beviin or mirta), how do you think boba would react to someone hugging him?
#boba fett#(i'm excluding sintas here bc i think his reaction might be different given their romantic history)#here's my personal take:#first reaction to someone coming in for a hug is confusion; why is this person getting so close? are they injured? does he need to move?#hug makes contact. confusion continues.#at some point: realization hits. he is being hugged.#freeze. bluescreen. completely unmoving for duration of contact.#person pulls back. after several seconds‚ brain comes back online. silent alarm bells begin to ring.#why did they hug him?? did something terrible happen? IS something terrible about to happen?!#cannot compute that they've hugged him out of affection/care. it has to be because something somewhere has gone horribly wrong.#at some point might actually ask if something has gone wrong. is unlikely to believe them if they answer no.#spends way too long finding excuses to hang around that person (more than he already does anyway) hoping they'll tell him what's wrong#i'm talking days if not weeks here#at some point: is forced to accept that nothing is wrong and that this person just HUGGED him for... incomprehensible reasons!!!#complete 180. isolation time. still lowkey waiting for something awful to happen.#let's assume it doesn't. at some point‚ reemerges from isolation and tries to carry on like nothing happened#(secretly thinks about the hug for the rest of his life)#and if they hug him again? well brother i think he just dies#(i'm jk but these tags are already too long lol)
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Fellas, I'm gonna need you to either knock it off, or make out immediately
#Alex Zayne#Yota Tsuji#Tall jar of dork sauce#Tsujnami#Rasslin'#Movin' Pixels#this is not a return from giffing retirement this just fried my circuits enough to require capturing#I completely bluescreened at 5:30 in the damn morning#yowza
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time: hey sky, do you have any hobbies?
sky, after finding out about what demise’s curse really means: swimming..
time: really? i never expected you to-
sky: in a pool of self hatred and regret.
#self explanatory post#sky’s brain will implode when he realizes demise’s curse was meant quite literally#not explode#or just go ka boom#but implode#his mind will just become a complete void#he will physically bluescreen#linked universe#incorrect linked universe quotes#lu#lu sky#lu time
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Sneaking a finger under chuuyas choker and then tugging on it. So I can kiss him :3
#txt#i dream abt this.#itd fluster him so bad hehe >:3#i can just imagine kissing him and then pulling back with my finger still hooked in his choker#and hes just beet red completely bluescreened#♡ ☄️
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The Kageyama parents, who've spent this entire time thinking the worst part about psychic powers is that they have to keep spending money on new silverware, learning that their eldest son almost died and leveled half the city: . . . .
#mrs kageyama: you should be more like your brother!#ritsu's never reduced a city to rubble!#mr kageyama; chuckling: now now dear#he's a growing boy; these things happen!#both of them internally: completely bluescreening#eventually they settle on telling him very sternly not to do it again and grounding him for a week#mp100
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strange attractors. kind of like we could be?
#heroesedit#claire bennet#gretchen berg#primatech#nbc heroes#heroes nbc#claire x gretchen#heroes#anni edits#ok heroes... keep your rights#heroes is really not a show where i care about any of the canon 'romances' it throws at you#i'm much more inclined to go be a complete degenerate in the corner#but then s4 gave me claire discovering liking girls is a thing and it gave me weird girl gretchen and they were ADORABLE#so like. best best best. literally no context for best 'canon' ship in the show. at all#i love how claire bluescreens when gretch kisses her like she only just realised you could in fact kiss other girls#and then gretchen tries to give her an easy out like 'its ok if u dont like me'#and claire is so indignant like UH NO I DIDNT SAY THAT#shes still figuring out but uhhh she liiiikes her. when she smiles to herself when gretchen jokes about kiss attacking her lol. anyway#i love them tbh. claire's baby lesbian arc actually gave s4 ALL its rights back after s3#also genuinely uh. shout out to heroes for this in 2010 i guess?????#like it's for real a sweet and well handled and believable little teenage romance and its just. a thing! and it's cute!#sorry i love claire and gretchen lol#i meant no CONTEST for best canon ship lol. btw#i can be wholesome SOMETIMES believe it or not#heroes season 4
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my favorite interpretation of deathpuss atm is the one where puss is a manwhore and death is oblivious
#by which i mean#death has such a complete lack of romantic experience that any kind of flirting goes over his head#and any that doesn't just flat out bluescreens him#that and i can't see puss being anything other than unrepentantly honest w ppl he finds hot#so it'd just be like#puss: yeah i can take you#death‚ drawing his sickles immediately: IN A FIGHT?#anyways go read the golden hourglass on ao3 its the best deathpuss fic ever#& these tags are incredibly generalizing & don't do the both of them justice#deathwish#deathpuss#death in boots#<- i love that ship name
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well i was still hopeful about updating this month but unfortunately i just lost a good chunk of work due to my laptop nonstop bluescreening at the moment. i’m going to try to recover/rewrite what i lost but not sure about an ETA anymore
#i am so unwell.#im about to snap this laptop in half but im normal#and my laptop is still bluescreening so. awesome#just spent the last hour trying to get the file back but it's gone gone and the only backup i have is old#and obsidian is like completely broken. i think the file i had open got corrupted? when the laptop bluescreened#so when i try to open it it just completely crashes obsidian#at least it seems to only be that one file bc i did have like. 6 files open but that was the one i was In when it crashed#but im afraid to use obsidian now in case it breaks more files. lol#sigh.#i didnt lose a Lot a lot but it's enough to be very upsetting...
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